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        <title>LISTS: Best Villain Names </title>
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        <published>2010-04-10T18:29:52+05:30</published>
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        <summary>These are names only a momma can love... Tatya Bichchoo Ikka Singh Azghar Jurhad Chuniya Mama Durjan Singh Honda Dada General Dong Mantri Deendayal Kallu Mahaprabhu Jagatsagar Chintamani Lala Gendamal Mogambo Teja Gabbar Singh JK (or any other sinister combination) Zaalim Singh Haiwaan Singh Baba Bhatti Kancha Cheena Chatursingh Chitta...</summary>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p style="text-align: justify;">These are names only a momma can love...</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Tatya Bichchoo</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Ikka Singh</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Azghar Jurhad</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Chuniya Mama</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Durjan Singh</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Honda Dada</p><p style="text-align: justify;">General Dong</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Mantri Deendayal Kallu</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Mahaprabhu Jagatsagar Chintamani</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Lala Gendamal</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Mogambo</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Teja</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Gabbar Singh</p><p style="text-align: justify;">JK (or any other sinister combination)</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Zaalim Singh</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Haiwaan Singh</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Baba Bhatti</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Kancha Cheena</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Chatursingh Chitta</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Trilochan Tripathi</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Billa</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Tribhuvan Das</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Bhuchaal</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Lala Yodhraj Bhalla</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Disco Killer (Anupam Kher in the deleted scenes from Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron)</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Pammi Don</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Chchappan Tiklee</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Tapasvi Gunjal</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Shakaal</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Lotiya Pathan</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Kesariya Vilayti aka Bad Man</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Dr Dang</p><p style="text-align: justify;">and last but not the least</p><p style="text-align: justify;">LOIN</p><p style="text-align: justify;"></p><p style="text-align: justify;"></p><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><br /><br /></div></div>
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        <title>NOSTALGIA: GUIDE</title>
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        <summary>ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE Guide, based on a short novel by RK Narayan is one of those rare films about which it cannot be said that the book was better. Director Vijay Anand wove such cinematic magic around the story of an ordinary man’s spiritual awakening, that its literary origins could hardly...</summary>
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            <name>Deepa Gahlot</name>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: ; FONT-SIZE: 14px">ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE </span><em><br /></em><em><br /></em><span style="FONT-FAMILY: ; FONT-SIZE: 14px"><em>Guide</em>, based on a short novel by RK Narayan is one of those rare films about which it cannot be said that the book was better. Director Vijay Anand wove such cinematic magic around the story of an ordinary man’s spiritual awakening, that its literary origins could hardly be discerned. </span></p>
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<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: ; FONT-SIZE: 14px">Anand recalls advising his brother Dev Anand not to touch to the book, he was planning to film planned as a Hindi-English bilingual, with well-known author Pearl Buck doing the English script. Vijay Anand almost didn’t direct the film, but when Raj Khosla (nixed by Waheeda Rehman) and Chetan Anand (busy with <em>Haqeeqat)</em> were unable to do it for Navketan, Vijay Anand was reluctantly roped in again. His condition was that he would rewrite the script and brook no interference (he hated the English script, and said in an interview “The first scene had Marco and Rosie disembarking at the station and encountering Raju. And in the next shot Rosie and the guide were in bed together. Who would accept such a hero in our country, even if he turned into a saint later?&#0160; Marco would walk away with all the sympathy that goes to a cuckolded husband.”)</span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: ; FONT-SIZE: 14px"><img alt="Dev Anand in Guide" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a01287727d5cf970c01347fc69249970c " src="http://www.filmimpressions.com/.a/6a01287727d5cf970c01347fc69249970c-500pi" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN-LEFT: auto; MARGIN-RIGHT: auto" title="Dev Anand in Guide" />&#0160;<br />The director of the English film, Ted Danielewski, made such a hash of it, that Dev Anand found it tough to sell the Hindi version. When it was finally released with great difficulty, industry folk were sure it would bomb. Mercifully they were proved wrong. </span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0in"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: ; FONT-SIZE: 14px">When Waheeda Rehman took on the role of Rosie in Vijay Anand’s <em>Guide</em>, she was certain she would never work in the Mumbai industry again. The character of a woman who commits adultery, puts her career over her marriage, dumps her boyfriend when he starts to stifle her, was just too strong for traditional Indian audiences. Rosie is not a heroine, she is vamp, the actress was warned. But she did it, and gave Hindi cinema one of its best female characters.</span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0in"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: ; FONT-SIZE: 14px">When she dances like a woman possessed to a frenzied piece of music, laughingly breaks a mud pot singing “<em>Dil woh chala”</em>, stands in the caves her scholar husband is studying and screams, “<em>Marco main jeena chahti hoon,</em>” she spoke for millions of Indian women who were suppressing their talent and suffocating in bad marriages. Rosie was a breaker of rules in a society (and by reflection a cinematic tradition) in which docile, sacrificing, suffering women were (are) the ideal.</span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0in"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: ; FONT-SIZE: 14px">The film, though, is not about Rosie but about the spiritual degradation and resurgence of a small town tourist guide Raju (Dev Anand). Researcher Marco (Kishore Sahu) comes to the town to visit and investigate some ancient cave sculptures, accompanied by his unhappy and neglected wife Rosie.</span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0in"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: ; FONT-SIZE: 14px">Marco has rescued Rosie from her disreputable surroundings, but treats her with contempt and forbids her from following her passion for dance. Raju’s streetwise charm, support and love comes at the right time, and Rosie leaves with him.</span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0in"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: ; FONT-SIZE: 14px"><img alt="Waheeda Rehman in Guide" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a01287727d5cf970c0133ec968af7970b " src="http://www.filmimpressions.com/.a/6a01287727d5cf970c0133ec968af7970b-320pi" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN-LEFT: auto; MARGIN-RIGHT: auto" title="Waheeda Rehman in Guide" />&#0160;<br />She becomes a famous dancer (and Waheeda danced like a dream with Master Hiralal choreographing some fabulous numbers), and quite daringly for Indian cinema, does not marry Raju, who manages her career. The relationship sours though, and due to Marco’s machinations, Raju commits forgery and goes to jail. Rosie feelings are expressed in the great number <em>Mohe chhal kiye jaaye… dekho na saiyan beimaan,</em> and Raju’s helplessness in <em>Kya se kya ho gaya, bewafa tere </em><em>pyar mein</em>. A better use of songs (SD Burman surpassed himself) to deal with a highly dramatic situation and carry the narrative forward would be hard to find.</span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0in"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: ; FONT-SIZE: 14px">When Raju emerges from prison, he wanders into a village, where he is taken to be a sadhu. When the village faces famine, the people turn to Raju for succour and he vows to starve till it rains. His fame spreads far and the media descends on the obscure village to meet the mysterious “Swami”. Raju had not intended to keep his word, but the faith of the innocent villagers and his own conscience leads him to sacrifice his life for their sake.</span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0in"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: ; FONT-SIZE: 14px">Vijay Anand was completely non-judgmental about the characters—all of them, even in their moments of weakness came across as human and vulnerable. It’s not very often that one finds characters with so many complex shades in a mainstream Hindi film.</span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0in"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: ; FONT-SIZE: 14px">In spite of its offbeat plot and unusual characters, Guide was successful at the box office. It remains a masterpiece of popular cinema with direction, technique, storytelling, music, dance, drama, performances all coming together as a perfect whole. </span></p></div>
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        <title>REVIEW: Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai</title>
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        <summary>I love alien movies. Aliens land on earth, they whisk away unsuspecting earthlings and probe them, they eat earthlings, they want to colonize us, assimilate us, leave babies inside us. They are gorgeous (remember Species?) What an awesome scene when she tries on bras?), they are ugly (Cockroach like alien...</summary>
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            <name>Manisha Lakhe</name>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a href="http://www.filmimpressions.com/.a/6a01287727d5cf970c0133ec96264b970b-pi" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Jaane_kahaan_se_aayi_hai" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a01287727d5cf970c0133ec96264b970b image-full " src="http://www.filmimpressions.com/.a/6a01287727d5cf970c0133ec96264b970b-800wi" title="Jaane_kahaan_se_aayi_hai" /></a> <br /> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: justify;">I love alien movies. Aliens land on earth, they whisk away unsuspecting earthlings and probe them, they eat earthlings, they want to colonize us, assimilate us, leave babies inside us. They are gorgeous (remember <em>Species?</em>) What an awesome scene when she tries on bras?), they are ugly (Cockroach like alien in<em> Men In Black),</em> they are scary even (the alien from <em>Alien </em>is the scariest ever). They are hilarious (in <em>Mars Attacks </em>and in <em>Scary Movie 3) </em>as well. What they are not, is boring. <em>Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai</em> is so boring, only people who need to snooze in the air conditioned comfort of a theater should buy tickets. 
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<p style="text-align: justify;">There are plenty of aliens though: Music is alien to this film (the singer sounds like he&#39;s sitting butt naked on a block of ice and too cold to enunciate the words), design is alien (drive-in, the gold pillars at the party set, and we spotted Parachute hair oil on Riteish&#39;s bedside table), acting is alien (don&#39;t get me started!) even the story is alien to this thing called Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Here&#39;s a list of alien movies the makers should have looked at before they &#39;wrote&#39; this rubbish.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"><em>Alien, ET, Star Wars, Enemy Mine, Mars Attacks, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Plan 9 From Outer Space, War Of The Worlds, Spaced Invaders, Forbidden Planet, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, Independance Day, Dream Catcher, Invasion Of The Body Snatchers, Spaceballs, Signs, Lost In Space, Vampires From Outer Space, Planet Of The Vampires, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Terminator, Superman, Predator, Stargate, The Hidden, The Thing, The Blob, Screamers, Life Force, Star Trek, Men In Black, Starship Troopers, Earth Vs The Flying Saucers, The Fifth Element, Mission To Mars, K-PAX, Evolution, Species, Pitch Black, District 9, The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eighth Dimension, The Abyss, Total Recall, Cocoon, The Last Star Fighter, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Faculty, The Arrival, Village Of The Damned, My Stepmother Is An Alien, Cloverfield, Fire In The Sky...</em></div><p style="text-align: justify;">And if this list is not enough, here are TV shows they can look up and be inspired: <em>Mork &amp; Mindy, Alf, 3rd Rock From the Sun</em> and last but not the least: <em>CONEHEADS</em></p><p style="text-align: justify;">If after all this, you wish to see the film, the take my advice. Take a barf bag with you. the sight of Amrita Rao dressed as the alien sister, dressed in gold boots, gold shorts, gold bra top, gold beads, gold eyeshadow is so gross you will need it. Or use the popcorn tubs...</p><p></p></div>
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        <title>REVIEW: The Hurt Locker</title>
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        <summary>THEATRE OF WAR Hand-held cameras are sometimes used carelessly in cinema to work up a scene to frenzy. In Kathryn Bigelow’s The Hurt Locker, they’re placed gingerly next to members of a bomb disposal squad stationed in Baghdad to take the audience as close to the tension as possible. Often...</summary>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;">Hand-held cameras are sometimes used carelessly in cinema to work up a scene to frenzy. In Kathryn Bigelow’s </span><em><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;">The Hurt Locker</span></em><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;">, they’re placed gingerly next to members of a bomb disposal squad stationed in Baghdad to take the audience as close to the tension as possible. Often the feeling is of standing in the oppressive heat yourself under the weight of suffocating protective gear taking tentative steps towards a potential explosive device under the gaze of unknown and perhaps hostile eyes peering down through windows and balconies.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;"><a href="http://www.filmimpressions.com/.a/6a01287727d5cf970c0133ec956f7f970b-pi" style="text-decoration: none"><img alt="JEREMY RENNER stars in THE HURT LOCKER" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a01287727d5cf970c0133ec956f7f970b " src="http://www.filmimpressions.com/.a/6a01287727d5cf970c0133ec956f7f970b-500pi" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN-LEFT: auto; MARGIN-RIGHT: auto" title="JEREMY RENNER stars in THE HURT LOCKER" /></a></span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;">Much before the Oscar buzz (and subsequent win) </span><em><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;">The Hurt Locker </span></em><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;">affected me deeply on account of its silences. The opening sequence has the squad (led by Guy Pearce) going from casual chat to nerve-wracking tension as the Pearce character approaches an IED (improvised explosive device) that blows up in his face. His replacement is cocky Staff Sgt. William James (Jeremy Renner, superbly controlled in his performance) who knows his explosives better than anything else in the world and keeps mementoes from previously diffused bombs in a trunk under his bed. James is a complex character, often difficult to read. While he appears to take unnecessary risks, he’s absolutely precise in his technique and displays qualities of leadership and humanity in subtle ways. Often he seems like a ticking bomb himself, living on the edge and all set to implode.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;">Through the everyday lives of these men who court danger as a matter of routine and the Iraqi people they have to engage with at various levels, Bigelow reflects on the nature of war and how it affects the psyche of those involved. One of the film’s edgiest moments is an unexpected ambush in the desert involving British mercenaries and James’ squad taking on a group of insurgents hiding out in the lone building that dots the arid landscape. The stress is unbearable and young Eldridge (who along with Sgt Sanborn constitutes James’ team), already cracking up under the weight of his job, struggles to keep his mind together. In another vignette, the squad is confronted with a helpless local strapped with explosives begging them to save his life.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;">Credit must go to Mark Boal’s stunning screenplay, which doesn’t let the pressure release even momentarily. So much so, in a scene where the squad is unwinding after a rough day at the office, the games they play in a drunken state come dangerously close to real violence. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><em><span lang="EN-US"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;">The Hurt Locker </span></span></em><span lang="EN-US"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;">offers a unique perspective on the senselessness of war. For, Bigelow’s focus isn’t on a soldier’s machismo, but his inherent vulnerability, which comes from constantly living in death’s shadow.&#0160;<br /></span></span></p></div>
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        <title>REVIEW: The Hurt Locker</title>
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        <summary>INSIDE HELL The Hurt Locker has already gone down in movie history for fetching the Oscar for its director Kathryn Bigelow, who is the first female director to have won it. It is one of many films that have come out in recent times, criticizing the role of the US...</summary>
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<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><em>The Hurt Locker</em> has already gone down in movie history for fetching the Oscar for its director Kathryn Bigelow, who is the first female director to have won it.</p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify">It is one of many films that have come out in recent times, criticizing the role of the US in the Middle East (this week’s other release <em>Green Zone</em> attacks the whole WMD fiasco), but it also makes a larger anti-war statement, and what the artificial machismo of the war zone does to the psyche of people —and never mind which side they are on (an Iraqi boy who calls himself Beckham plays an important part). The film looks disturbingly real, mainly because Mark Boal, who wrote the screenplay, was with a bomb squad in Baghdad.</p>
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<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify">Sergeant First Class William James (Jeremy Renner) is a team leader with the US&#39;a Army&#39;s&#0160;Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) unit in Iraq,&#0160;having replaced a predecessor (Guy Pearce) who was killed on duty.&#0160; James does his job of defusing bombs with expertise, precision and certain reckless pride.&#0160; He works in high-risk conditions, almost relishing what he does, under the nose of the ‘enemy.’</p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify">Sergeant J.T. Sanborn (Anthony Mackie), heads the support team that accompanies James; it is his job to provide cover to James and give him constant audio feedback inside his heavy protective suit.&#0160; The third member of the bomb disposal squad is Owen Eldridge (Brian Geraghty) and like Sanborn,&#0160; he too disapproves of James’s swaggering rashness.</p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify">The suspense is unbearble, which keeps the audience on tenterhooks.&#0160; This is a war film that depends not just on slam bang action, but by building layers of tension, and never losing sight of the details.<br />It is, what would traditionally be a man’s movie, but Bigelow doesn’t let gender get in the way.&#0160; Her point of view is humane, her observation surgical-sharp and her portrayal of the war zone has a carefully-recreated ‘everydayness’ – people, soldiers, even animals, simply go about their lives under the shadow of death.&#0160; This is what blows away the viewer… and probably won the film so much appreciation and major awards.</p>
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        <title>REVIEW: Green Zone</title>
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        <published>2010-04-09T18:13:40+05:30</published>
        <updated>2010-04-10T09:28:27+05:30</updated>
        <summary>TRUTH HURTS In Iraq, desperate people fight for water in a devastated. And in the ‘Green Zone’, where the Americans are, bikini-clad women lounge by a pool, the battle raging outside is not even an echo on their luxurious haven. Paul Greengrass’s Green Zone is scathingly critical of the US...</summary>
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            <name>Deepa Gahlot</name>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p style="text-align: justify">TRUTH HURTS</p>
<p style="text-align: justify">In Iraq, desperate people fight for water in a devastated.&#0160; And in the ‘Green Zone’, where the Americans are, bikini-clad women lounge by a pool, the battle raging outside is not even an echo on their luxurious haven.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify">Paul Greengrass’s <em>Green Zone</em> is scathingly critical of the US military role in Iraq, and it takes some courage to say that the Weapons of Mass Destruction that the US army went into the country to demolish, did not exist; the US government was aware of it, yet went ahead and took thousands of lives. Not only that, the men who came up with this web of deception did all they could to cover up their tracks.</p><p style="text-align: justify"><img alt="" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a01287727d5cf970c01347fc57573970c " src="http://www.filmimpressions.com/.a/6a01287727d5cf970c01347fc57573970c-500pi" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; display: block; " /></p>
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<p style="text-align: justify">The film does not claim to be based on facts, but now people are willing to believe the worst of the hawkish Bush administration, so true or not, the film works well enough as a thriller, shot in jittery documentary style, almost devoid of colour.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify">Matt Damon, who has done two <em>Bourne</em> films with Greengrass, plays Chief Warrant Officer Roy Miller, who is bewildered when all their raids to find WMDs come up empty. He starts to question the accuracy of Intelligence reports and stumbles onto a conspiracy.&#0160; When he digs into the truth with the help of a local Freddy (Khalid Abdalla—terrific performance), obstacles are placed in his path.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify">The film has an Indian connection, it is based on Rajiv Chandrasekaran&#39;s 2006 exposé <em>Imperial Life in the Emerald City.</em>&#0160; The fictionalization does involve improbable co-incidences and excessive bravado, but it still makes one think.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify">Actors like Greg Kinnear and Brendan Gleeson turn up to play the guys who keep the wheels of US Intelligence oiled, and change sides if needed. In the murky mess, Matt Damon’s clean cut, earnest&#0160; good looks make for perfect casting. He is a brave and honest soldier, but he is not a brainless fighting robot.&#0160; <em>Green Zone</em> is recommended viewing.</p></div>
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        <title>REVIEW: Prince</title>
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        <summary>PRINCE OF TWITS: Twitter review What does a reviewer do when a movie defies all logic and goes from one implausible situation to an even more bizarre situation? Fellow journalist Aniruddha Guha and I decided to concentrate on the funnest part of the movie: the dialog. You&#39;ll read the story...</summary>
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            <name>Manisha Lakhe</name>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>PRINCE OF TWITS: Twitter review</p><p style="text-align: justify;">What does a 
reviewer do when a movie defies all logic and goes from one implausible 
situation to an even more bizarre situation? Fellow journalist Aniruddha
 Guha and I decided to concentrate on the funnest part of the movie: the
 dialog. You&#39;ll read the story and hear PR spiel about the action scenes
 in the newspapers but they will not make you want to buy the screenplay
 or the DVD. So when the alcohol content in your blood is way beyond 
legal, then watch the DVD, you will enjoy<em> Prince</em> in its true 
glory. </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Are you ready to enjoy gems 
from <em>Prince?</em></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>Tweet #1</strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Woman 1: I have the 
chip, tumhare paas kya hai...<br /></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Woman 2: Mere paas 
(intense pause) PRINCE hai!</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content"><a href="http://www.filmimpressions.com/.a/6a01287727d5cf970c0133ec91f57c970b-pi" style="text-decoration: none;text-decoration: none; "><img alt="Main_image-50215" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a01287727d5cf970c0133ec91f57c970b " src="http://www.filmimpressions.com/.a/6a01287727d5cf970c0133ec91f57c970b-500pi" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; display: block; " title="Main_image-50215" /></a></span></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Tweet #2</span></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Mera naam Col. Khanna
 hai. And I run IGRIP... Indian Government Research and Intelligence 
Portfolio. Tumne 
mere baare main KABHI NAHI suna hoga...</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Tweet #3</span></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Jab pata pata ho 
jaye, tab phone karna</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Tweet #4</span></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Jis tarah computer 
main matter delete karne ke 
liye usse restart kiya jaata hai, tumhare brain ka restart hona zaroori 
hai</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Tweet #5</span></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Yeh Nelson Mandela 
hain... Inhe South Africa ka 
Gandhiji maana jaata hai</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>Tweet #6</strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Prince: main kaun hoon? <br /></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Servant called PK: 
Tum 
Prince ho, Prince.</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Tweet #7</span></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Nerd: I&#39;m not a 
loser. I&#39;m smart. Maine uski aankhon 
mein lalach ka virus dekh liya tha...</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>Tweet #8</strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Villain to Prince: gold coin do aur aakar apni 
memory le jaao.</span></span></span><br /><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content"></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Tweet #9</span></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Girl: Maine unhe 
bahut hee secret jagah bulaya hai. Us jagah ka naam hai (and camera 
shows many 4 wheel drives race through a gate) Extreme Wilderness. <br /></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Tweet #10</span></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Villain: Tumhe pata 
kaise chala hum kahan hain?</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Prince: Apne Jooton 
se pooch lo</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Tweet #11</span></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Nerd: Yeh mamooli ICs
 nahee hain. Inme GPRS hai. Chezein locate kartee hain</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">(Prince slips a few 
in his jeans pocket. What does he think is lost?)</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Tweet #12</span></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Nerd: </span></span></span><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content"> I&#39;m not a loser. I&#39;m smart. Maine uski aankhon 
mein lalach ka virus dekh liya tha...</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Tweet #13</span></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Prince wakes up 
dazed.</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Villain: Tumhare jaagne ka intezar kar rahe the. <br /></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Villainous Sidekick: 
Tumhari memory ab delete ho chuki hai.</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Villain: Gold coin 
kahan hai batao</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>Tweet

 #14</strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;">PK the driver/servant sidekick 
stops the car: Blue and Black uniform? yeh pulis hai.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Prince aage chalo. PK drives on. Car stops 
as more men in blue are on the street.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">PK: yeh pulis nahee hai. Blue aur Orange kapde. Yeh 
muncipality hai. </p><p style="text-align: justify;">(the two missed 
observing the HUGE garbage truck)</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>Tweet

 #15</strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Maya: Aisa kehte hain woh coin 
Ravan ke rath se bana hai. Usme jaaduee shaktiyaan hain.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Prince: Really?</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>Tweet #16</strong></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Maya leads Prince
 below the beach house to a Batman cum Iron Man basement. There are 
posters of the two super heroes on the wall (why?)</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Maya: Yeh hamara arms room tha...</p><p>I 
know I should have stopped at 15, 
or added a few more to reach 20. But then the film does not work within 
normal bounds of logic, then why should I?</p><p>:)</p><p>Follow 
@aniruddhaguha and @manishalakhe on Twitter</p></div>
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    <entry>
        <title>REVIEW: Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai</title>
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        <published>2010-04-09T17:32:57+05:30</published>
        <updated>2010-04-09T19:57:40+05:30</updated>
        <summary>KYON AAYI HAI? Hindi films are usually quite verbose, but this one goes a step ahead— it tells and then shows. Like, if a character says that ever since he was born, girls turned away from him, there is a shot of three babies in a crib and two of...</summary>
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            <name>Deepa Gahlot</name>
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<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify">Hindi films are usually quite verbose, but this one goes a step ahead— it tells and then shows.&#0160; Like, if a character says that ever since he was born, girls turned away from him, there is a shot of three babies in a crib and two of them turning away… the shot holds for sometime.&#0160; You get the point, but director Milap Zaveri shows the boy being rejected by girls in school and then teenagers too.</p><p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><a href="http://www.filmimpressions.com/.a/6a01287727d5cf970c01347fc1ffd3970c-pi" style="text-decoration: none;text-decoration: none; "><img alt="Jaane-kahan-se-aayi-hai-3" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a01287727d5cf970c01347fc1ffd3970c " src="http://www.filmimpressions.com/.a/6a01287727d5cf970c01347fc1ffd3970c-500pi" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; display: block; " title="Jaane-kahan-se-aayi-hai-3" /></a></p>
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<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify">But the crucial piece of information—why is he such a turn-off—is never explained.&#0160; Does he have bad breath? Body odour?&#0160; Rajesh Parekh (Ritesh Deshmukh) does manage to turn the audience off,&#0160; because when he is not talking (and telling us what we can already see!) he is whining, or he is weeping, or he is goofing off with best friend Kaushal (Vishal Malhotra), who is obsessed with pornography—this generates a lame running game involving a porn DVD.</p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify">Still, Tara, a girl from Venus (Jacqueline Fernandez) visiting Earth to discover what Love is all about, chooses to land in Rajesh’s lap.&#0160; It is supposedly an advanced civilization—Tara can do some magic tricks—but the girl is dressed in bad cabaret dancer costume, and came to another planet without preparation. Don’t they have the intergalactic equivalent of Google on Venus?</p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify">Rajesh lives in a palace, but works as Farah Khan’s (as herself) third assistant and puts up with mistreatment, like tea being spat on his face.&#0160; He falls in love with the sister (Sonal Sehgal) of the film’s ‘superstar’ Desh (Ruslaan Mumtaz), but of course, she turns him down. So he falls in love with the alien, but to teach her about love, pushes her into Desh’s arms.</p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify">Don’t even ask why, this is not the kind of film that makes sense.&#0160; How did Zaveri (who preens on screen a couple of times) even get to make it, and garner a great deal of publicity for it?&#0160; After <em>Aladin</em> and now this <em>Jaane Kahan</em>… Ritesh Deshmukh must have figured out that he is better off doing multi-starrer comedies; one more Sad Sack act and his career will fly to Venus.&#0160;&#0160; If there is an award for most annoying performance, it should go to Vishal Malhotra. And as for the one-expression-wonder Jacqueline Fernandez, maybe she could go to Mars and learn how to act.</p></div>
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        <title>REVIEW: Prince</title>
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        <summary>LOST ACTION HEROKookie V Gulati&#39;s Prince is just as implausible as Sanjay Gadhvi&#39;s Dhoom 2. The primary difference between the two films is that Hrithik Roshan has the charisma to make the most outrageous and senseless sequences entertaining, while Vivek Oberoi doesn&#39;t have the personality to look like a action...</summary>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><span style="font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;;"><p>LOST ACTION HERO</p>Kookie V Gulati&#39;s</span><em><span style="font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;;"> Prince</span></em><span style="font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;;"> is just as implausible as Sanjay Gadhvi&#39;s<em> Dhoom 2</em>. The primary difference between the two films is that Hrithik Roshan has the charisma to make the most outrageous and senseless sequences entertaining, while Vivek Oberoi doesn&#39;t have the personality to look like a action hero even when you can tell he&#39;s trying really hard. <em>Prince </em>isn&#39;t a film to be dissected for the quality of its content, but to be enjoyed for its sheer cheesiness. Everything from the opening diamond heist to the Hollywood-style death-defying stunts, dizzying aerial photography and high-speed chases, the villain with a mechanical arm and the three heroines (one doesn&#39;t know who they are -- except Nandana Sen in ill-fitting clothes and a tattoo on her chest -- but they&#39;re uniformly stiff) is part of the mindless thriller formula.</span><p><span style="font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;;"><img alt="" border="0" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a01287727d5cf970c0133ec91f75d970b " src="http://www.filmimpressions.com/.a/6a01287727d5cf970c0133ec91f75d970b-500pi" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; display: block; " /></span><br /></p><p><span style="font-family: &#39;Trebuchet MS&#39;;">Prince wakes up one morning with total memory loss (a la Jason Bourne) and goes all over South Africa trying to trace the cause of his predicament. Which leads him to Sarang (Isaiah) who&#39;s in search of a 3000-year-old coin made with Ravana&#39;s blood and suffused with magical powers (yes, you&#39;ve got to believe this). There are a few false leads strewn along the way (and if you&#39;ve seen enough Hindi films, you&#39;ll catch each one of them), before the CBI (led by Sanjay Kapoor, who still hasn&#39;t learnt how to act!) and a secret intelligence unit called IGRIP (whatever that means) join hands with Prince and the real Maya (one of the three bimbettes) to vanquish the evil villain and restore Prince&#39;s lost memory.</span></p>

<p>It&#39;s evident the makers have spared no expense on <em>Prince</em>, not only from the locations, photography, stunts and special effects but also the tight leather jackets that everyone from the lead characters to the extras wear in every single frame. Oberoi gets an entire designer wardrobe to himself, a battery of fancy gadgets and endless screen time (since there really isn&#39;t anyone else to talk about), but his desperate lunge at superstardom is laughable, at best. It takes a different kind of aura to be a star and shoulder an expensive formula film. Oberoi just doesn&#39;t have it.</p>

<p>As a result, <em>Prince</em> ends up being a bad spoof of Hollywood thrillers rather than an entertaining film in its own right. You&#39;d rather stay home and watch reruns of the Bourne series or a Bond movie instead.</p></div>
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        <title>REVIEW: Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai</title>
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        <published>2010-04-09T16:32:57+05:30</published>
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        <summary>ATTACK OF THE ALIEN A friend once famously said that reviewing bad films was still better than doing a routine bank job. Slipshod fare like Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai make you question the veracity of this statement. Milap Milan Zaveri&#39;s directorial debut (he&#39;s advertised as the writer of Jhankaar...</summary>
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&lt;div xmlns=&quot;http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml&quot;&gt;&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;mso-pagination:
none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 17px; line-height: 21px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 16px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 15px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;line-height: 19px;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;ATTACK OF THE ALIEN&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;mso-pagination:
none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 17px; line-height: 21px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 16px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 15px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;line-height: 19px;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;A friend
once famously said that reviewing bad films was still better than doing a
routine bank job. Slipshod fare like &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 16px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 15px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 16px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 15px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;make you
question the veracity of this statement. Milap Milan Zaveri&amp;#39;s directorial debut
(he&amp;#39;s advertised as the writer of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 16px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 15px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;Jhankaar Beats&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 16px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 15px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 16px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 15px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;Masti &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 16px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 15px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 16px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 15px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;Heyy
Babyy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 16px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 15px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;!) picks out the worst clichés of recent Hindi cinema and supplements
them with terrible acting, atrocious gags and comically over-wrought emotions.
The most engaging moment in the film is a one-minute cameo by Akshay Kumar
where he hams to death and still comes out looking better than the film&amp;#39;s hero,
Riteish Deshmukh.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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rom-com, nor spoof, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 16px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 15px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;JKSAH &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 16px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 15px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;lacks the
originality to induce even the odd laugh. Unless Farah Khan (playing herself)
overacting to the moon and back, Vishal Malhotra (the hero’s sex-obsessed
friend) desperately trying to lose his virginity and Jacqueline Fernandez passing
off her Close-Up smile and alien accent for acting, is anyone’s idea of
entertainment. Unlikely. Deshmukh plays Rajesh Parekh who works as a third
assistant in Khan’s unit and introduces himself as a colossal loser. To his
credit, he looks the part, till he goes overboard in a pathetic imitation of
Shah Rukh Khan.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none&quot;&gt;&lt;span lang=&quot;EN-US&quot; style=&quot;font-size: 13pt; &quot;&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 16px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 15px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;T&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;he film that
Rajesh is assisting on has ‘superstar’ Desh (Ruslaan Mumtaz) who’s supposedly
giving Akshay Kumar sleepless nights and with whom Priyanka Chopra is dying to
be more than just friends. The young man gets a lot of flattering footage, but
he’s nothing more than another forgettable cute face attached to a pumped up
body. The girl who plays his sister and Rajesh’s original love interest is
equally dumb. Meanwhile Jacqueline’s alien (dressed like a Bollywood troupe
dancer in skimpy silver shorts and a cape) drops down from a spaceship into
Rajesh’s arms. She’s apparently come all the way from Venus (where babies are
made by computers) to Earth to understand what true love means. Rajesh suggests
she woo the man everyone&amp;#39;s in love with, i.e. Desh. She obediently follows his
cue and predictably, they fall in love with each other instead. Accompanying
this lifeless plot is a porn video called Pink Pussy Cat that everyone wants to
watch including Rajesh’s sex-starved father (Satish Shah slobbering
disgustingly in his life’s worst performance), some pedestrian special effects
and totally bland music.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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virtually impossible to attempt a serious analysis of such a film without
slipping into frivolity or being dismissive. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 16px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 15px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 16px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 15px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14px; &quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13px; &quot;&gt; makes you wonder who in their right mind green-lighted
such a project and how did the cast and the crew find the motivation to stick
with it to the end?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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